I may or may not be secretly watching Adventure Time while my little cousin watches it in the other room.
Too much free time on my hands.
So I’m teaching myself how to speak with an Irish accent.
You cut? I’m here for you.
You’re depressed? I’m here for you.
You’re insecure? I’m here for you.
You’re unhappy? I’m here for you.
You need to talk? I’m here for you.
You want to kill yourself? I’m here for you.
You’re breathing? I’m here for you.
- me: finishes book
- me: slowly closes book
- me: exhales slowly
- me: inhales slowly
- me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
- me: DYING WHALE NOISES
- me: LION ROAR
things you do not say or ask someone when they’re genuinely upset
- “are you on your period”
- “can’t you just get over it”
- “why are you sad you have no reason to be”
- “there are people out there who have it worse off than you”
- “it’s your own fault”
- “you’re being selfish”
- think about your words carefully when talking to anyone in general ok
do you ever just look at a celebrity and not worship them and not want to have sex with them but you just really really want to sit down have a fucking cup of coffee with them
I finally figured out the place I need to stand.
All the boundaries and all of the places I need to focus my attention are in my sight.
And I feel fantastic! I feel like I can finally relax for real.
I just hope it isn’t too late…